• Piss Revelations (05-13-2009)

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Yep it’s time for one of those again. This time instead of bouncing down memory lane on my Hippity-Hop, I will actually give you an up to the minute “Piss Revelation” today. I drank a lot of iced tea, which not only makes me jumpy and more hyper-active than my elementary school principal had already established, but it also makes me have to… pee. A lot.

So today as I was *ahem* “doin’ my thang” for the 11th time, it hit me: The bassline to “Louder Than Words” isn’t working. The entire chorus of my original demo was based on this Killing Joke-esque 16th note rhythm that drives the whole chorus (in my tiny mind, at least.) Now I’ve gone and added so many other goodies (like 12-16 layers of guitars and about just as many synths along with all the vocals & drums) that the bassline isn’t happening. Here’s a screenshot of just a section of guitars:


So that was my depressing *PR* for the day. There, there – don’t cry. I know I’ve had non-depressing *PR*’s too. Like the one I had when I decided on the name “FiXT” for my company and the other one where I invented the cure for cancer.

There will be more, have no fear – and just when you thought it was safe not to think while peeing…

[Klayton]

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10506926841698204953 gabriella422001

    wheres my comment? Testing

  • http://openid.aol.com/mp3dotcomsucks MartinHarp

    showoff. You’re clipping on the Zebra track.
    :D

    MH

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10506926841698204953 gabriella422001

    Yes Klayton is the honestest person in the whole wide peeing world. (Puhleez I was just having a moment, don’t take things so SEERiously.) I can’t get that George washington thing to work. Boo hoo.

  • http://openid.aol.com/sdawyzarc the_waDsworth

    i heart vanguard.

    any reFX softsynth is tits for that matter…

  • http://openid.aol.com/mayvix mayvix

    @gabriella422001
    well your piss revelation is worth about as much as a cup full of piss.
    he pretty dam good at typing so it's self to assume it takes him minutes if not seconds to type this out.
    and no he wouldn't of been the was a long break from his typing aka
    (Kloging) and news Jimmy was doing it for awhile.while he was busy working on new stuff & touring.
    seeing as how this is related to his work on the first chapter.yeah we want to hear about it.doesn't matter if it was what he thought about,when he was in the bathroom,behind a drum set,tracking guitars,or driving home.
    its his music if he suddenly realized that the guitars for the chorus just don't work.then I'm happy he told use.
    instead of doing the whole.well sorry but they'll be a delay on the first chapter.
    due to unforeseen problems.he tells it like it is.I'd respect so more musician if they were open and honestest i.e "I'm sorry guys but I'm just not feeling the theses guitars,drums,bass lines"etc.
    instead or releasing whatever happens
    like i feel Trent Reznor be doing.
    so now i know that this track will be that much better because he actually "reviews his own music "instead of thinking his so great and can do no wrong.though i pretty sure he can't.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10506926841698204953 gabriella422001

    Do you really think people care about what you are thinking about when you piss? If you’d stop thinking so much your project would have been done months or possibly years ago. Thats MY piss revelation for today….

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18270193424533602134 Max

    It´s all about pee, isn´t it?

    However….dude (not THAT dude) …seriously… a 5 second excerpt from Loudern Than Words and we all will be satisfied until the day chapter one is released…I have some Chloroform bombs here be careful!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00102468520505209515 Corky

    Funny how you posted a piss revelation when I just saw a new invention to help men stop pissing on the floor!! They are these little cushion kneelers to bring you down so you are closer to the toliet. HAHA At least your revelation came early on so you didn’t waste too much time.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07730081107593043831 Selene

    If this is what you come up with when you pee, I wonder what you can come up with when you throw up (the real “throw up, ew). I bet it sparkles.
    You know what you need? You need to nail a whiteboard right next to the tinkle cup (right above the TP) so when you have an idea: BAM! To the white board it goes. (Just make sure to wash the markers…)

  • http://openid.aol.com/mayvix mayvix

    dam protools 8
    looks sexy as hell.i was lost by all the shine ness.
    bet that looks insane on your screen.
    waiting to hear it.all version if you were to release them of course.and the stems if it goes up for remix.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06904787409255280896 rork

    Loved that live clip, and no matter where you play, I can say without a doubt it is going to be amazing =D

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06102385353207580214 Micah

    Nice PR, hurry up and finish Louder then Words so i can listen to it! :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10315976978894228934 MJsPYT1362

    Awesome PR. LOL. Sometimes you just gotta go back and check.

    I actually loved the reason you named FiXT..uh..FiXT. LOL.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00118049937569763694 Robin

    @icedwing That reminded me of the peeing scene in Step Brothers. Absolutely brilliant scene.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15343923923746911468 Bullet of Reason

    so that’s how you get the guitar to sound so nice and awesome… and all this time I would just record two versions with different tones and just pan them. but as I can see here, you do a hell of a lot more.

    damn, that explains so many things and because of this screen shot I think I just had an epiphany and must now and rework some of my own stuff to hopefully make it as close to awesome as possible.

  • http://openid.aol.com/Voicians voicians

    looks like one of my sessions…

    o0

    what would Borat say???… NOOOOOOOOOT

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09523122594504475099 icedwingsoul

    here’s a question…Why don’t we go pee together?:P

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00118049937569763694 Robin

    I solved the world food problem in a “Shit Revelation” but as soon as I flushed away my big one, I forgot the solution.

    Oh well, better luck next time. I might get back that idea how to make my awesome spaceship with light speed capabilities and such.